"Friends, It has been brought to our attention that some of our feathered brethren have not been treated with the kindness and respect due them! DUCK ABUSE is running rampant through our society! From Duck Tape to Duck-Billed Caps to Down Comforters ...these horrors MUST be put to an end!"
-- Mr. I. M. Eider, President, Local Duck Union
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"Need I say more?"
-- Lame Duck
More Information:
Audobon Society
Visit:
arin's attic
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"First, it was mere DUCK FEATHERS. Now, they're after our "DUCK HEADS"! It could be YOUR Quack NEXT!"
-- Mr. R. U. Webbed, Founder: Duck Militia (Shown here incognito to protect his identity.)
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We'd been invited to dinner...I almost took my BABY DUCKLINGS...the menu was...ROAST DUCK!!!!
-- Mrs. P. King, Mother Ducker
I don't wanna be DUCK SOUP, Momma!
-- D. Coy, Duckling
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