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hello and welcome to the save bernard site. we adopted bernard several months ago. he's a beautiful bear, as you can see. in fact, we've grown quite fond of him. he fits right into the household, he's kind, he's quiet, and most importantly, he's housetrained. he's also soft and cuddly and likes nothing more than to be held and loved. he's not fond of being called "bernie", though, so please refrain from doing so. after all, bernard is a sensitive bear. and herein lies our tale of woe... bernard's upkeep has become quite costly. without assistance, it may become impossible to support bernard in the manner to which he is accustomed. in fact, it's become so dire that without $15,000USD, terribly horrible things may befall poor bernard.	[bernard: chock full of beary goodness!]

[this could happen to bernard without your help. (mouseover effect-artist's conception)]	imagine. your child's favorite teddy bear. all soft fur and cuddly goodness. now, imagine your child waking to a shaven bear. yes, shaven. imagine the horror. no more soft fur. no more cuddly goodness. yes, this could happen to bernard, unless you help save him. bernard needs constant grooming to keep his fur in good shape. the time involved has begun to cut into other productive activities and we just can't continue this way. without monetary assistance, bernard is doomed to lose his beautiful pelt of teddy bearish goodness.

i beseech you. my child beseeches you. please help save bernard. a knife is being held to his throat. his stuffing could be ripped out at any moment! ...unless we reach our $15,000USD goal! that's where you come in. you can donate and help spare bernard's life. help bernard remain in a setting in which he has been loved and cared for. help bernard purchase the wardrobe he's in desperate need of. (1 vest. that's all he has. just the little clothes on his back.) help bernard remain the furry, cuddly, bearish goodness that he is. don't let bernard's stuffing be ripped from him :(	[help us save bernard. keep the sharp implements at bay with your purchase or donation!]

[don't let this happen to bernard :( we beseech you!]	donate. today. it's not too late. or...
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