how to: enjoy your high school reunion, hire a stripper to be you!

I really really did really not want to go to my ten year high school reunion, so I hired a stripper to go, as me, instead. Really.

LOL, i can *so* relate.  her description of her school sounds ~exactly~ like the school i went to in san antonio.  ~hated it~. 

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Tagged as: humor,videos May 08, 2009 @ 07:26 am

charlie booker on american news media

too funny.

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Tagged as: humor,videos,media April 21, 2009 @ 12:10 am

it took 25 years to design this business card!

“It took me 25 years to design this. … It doesn’t fit in a Rolodex because it doesn’t belong in a Rolodex.”

LOL

seen at: your monkey called

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Tagged as: humor,videos April 16, 2009 @ 01:39 am

~manifest this~

all i can say is, “LOLOL”...

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Tagged as: cartoons,humor March 29, 2009 @ 01:03 am

stories that made me LOL

anti-gay marriage rallies lead to christian fundies fantasizing about marrying pets and robots and, therefore, are immoral.

David Gibbs III, a lawyer who in 2005 fought to keep brain-damaged Terri Schiavo on life support, told rally participants gay marriage would “open the door to unusual marriage in North Carolina.

“Why not polygamy, or three or four spouses?” Gibbs asked. “Maybe people will want to marry their pets or robots.”

this certainly isn’t the first time.  there’s a long history of christian fundies comparing homosexuality to “man on dog” sex and other similar acts: see rick santorum, jerry falwell, mike huckabee, and others.

save a christian fundie: protest anti-gay marriage rallies!  save their souls before they slippery slope themselves all the way into hell :(

police working with the federal communications commission shut down a “pirate radio station” being run in orange county florida.  the radio station covered topics like buying drugs, where to find prostitutes, and joining gangs.

The radio station’s “Street Heat” broadcast could be heard anywhere in Orange County. Police said Senat had been cursing and using derogatory language on the air for about three months.

nevermind the drug, prostitute, and gang ads… THEY WERE FUCKING CURSING!!!!1111oneoneoneeleven bastards

“There are no sentences in this stuff that they’re putting out that didn’t have vulgar language, didn’t have some demeaning language towards women, towards people,” said Sgt. Mike Gibson.

i’m waiting with bated breath for sgt mike to arrest most of the right wing talk radio show hosts, if demeaning language is the issue… though i suspect that demeaning language “towards women, towards people” only counts if you cuss when doing it. 

for more on pirate radio, see this documentary:

Pirate Radio USA is a documentary about the underground world of illegal radio in America, where people play what they want and say what they want–unless the FCC catches them…

DJ’s Him and Her, from their live Pirate Radio USA Studio, take you on a rock -n-roll journey inside rogue radio stations across the country to see why Americans defy Federal Law to free the radio airwaves. On the way see the rise of Big Media, the growth of Citizen Media to encounter it, and witness their showdown over the truth during the 1999 World Trade Organization meetings in Seattle. See the battle to free the airwaves live–and find out the real price of freedom.

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Tagged as: humor,news,bigotry,unintentional March 08, 2009 @ 12:21 pm