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Top Ten Reasons That Hurricane Season Is Like Christmas:

Number Ten: Decorating the house (with plywood).
Number Nine: Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season.
Number Eight: Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
Number Seven: Regular TV shows pre-empted for ‘Specials’.
Number Six: Family coming to stay with you.
Number Five: Family and friends from out-of-state calling you.
Number Four: Buying food you don’t normally buy . . . and in large quantities.
Number Three: Days off from work.
Number Two: Candles.

And the Number One reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas:

At some point you’re probably going to have a tree in your house!

Office Procedures Concerning Storm and Office Closings:

As we watch the progress of the storm, the following are the firm’s guidelines based upon the hurricane’s intensity:

Hurricane Category #1
No excuse for being late. Leave earlier to give extra time to avoid fallen trees and limbs.

Hurricane Category #2
Due to the horizontal rain, you may wear jeans.

Hurricane Category #3
Whereas most of the area will be flooded we suggest you avoid wearing open toe sandals when coming to work. Canoes will be provided to get to the building safely without getting wet.

Hurricane Category #4
More than likely there will be no electricity. Given that, we will have manual typewriters available to all staff members. Please take extra caution and wear water-proof make-up if Category 4 or above.

Hurricane Category #5
Velcro will be provided to keep you attached to your chairs when the windows blow out. For those that survive, we will have chocolate cake at 3:00 pm in the Snack Bar.

Have a Nice Day!!

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