Posts from June 2007
hypnobudgets!
sasha, from http://www.hypnobird.com, has started a new column on http://www.freecreditfixes.com: hypnobudgets - life…budgeted! her latest column is a great read! i think you’ll enjoy it:
When you think of summer what comes to mind? Lemonade? Watermelon? Picnics? Swimming pools? Icy frozen treats straight out of the freezer? Maybe running through a sprinkler in the wet grass? All things that will help cool you down. Face it. Summer is hot! Its part of what we love about summer and most of what we hate.
While I don’t know of any specific scientific data, it seems to me that being cool becomes more and more important as we get older. Do we just feel the heat more? Perhaps it is the lack of a three month summer vacation that makes us more aware of just how hot it is. Or the fact that most adult small talk centers on the weather. One of an increasing shrinking number of ‘safe’ topics to discuss with strangers at the bus stop, it is nonetheless a constant reminder of just how hot (or cold, rainy, windy or snowy) it is. I don’t believe I ever once went up to a fellow third grader on the playground and inquired “So Stan. Is it hot enough for ya?” And I’m equally sure I never heard anyone else on the playground ask that question.
houston facts!
i just got this in an email and it’s stupid-scary how close to accurate these are! :O
Rules of Houston, H-Town, 3rd Coast, Bayou City, The Dirty 3rd, or whatever you wanna call it.
1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is “Hue-stun,” not “Ewe-stun”, or “house-tun”. Oh yeah, the street is pronounced “San Phil-ee-pay,” not” San Phil-eep” (San Felipe). Enunciate, you idiots!
2. Forget the traffic rules you learned elsewhere. Houston has its own version of traffic rules…Hold on and pray. There is no such thing as a dangerous high-speed chase in Houston. We all drive like that.
3. All directions start with, “Go down to Loop 610”.... which has no beginning and no end.
4. The Chamber of Commerce calls getting through traffic… a “Scenic Drive.”
5. The morning rush hour is from 6:00AM to 10:00AM. The evening rush hour is from 3:00PM to 7:00PM. Friday’s rush hour starts Thursday morning.
6. If you actually stop at a yellow light, you will be rear-ended, cussed out and possibly shot. When you are the first one off the starting line, count to five when the light turns green before going, to avoid getting into any cross-traffic’s way.
7. Kuykendahl Road can ONLY be pronounced by a native Houstonian.
8. Construction on I-10, I-45, US 59 and Loop 610 is a way of life and a permanent form of entertainment.
9. All unexplained smells are explained by the phrases, “Oh, we must be in Pasadena!” or “God, I hate Baytown!” or “Mmm, smell that Texas City!”
10. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory defect.
11. All old ladies with blue hair in a pink Cadillac have total right-of-way.
12. The minimum acceptable speed on Loop 610 is 85 mph. Anything less is considered downright sissy. In turn, the minimum speed on Westheimer is at least 45mph…
13. The wrought iron on windows in east Houston is NOT ornamental.
14. Never stare at the driver of the car with the bumper sticker that says, “Keep honking, I’m reloading.” In fact, don’t honk at anyone.
15. If you are in the left lane, and only going 70 mph in a 60 mph zone, people are not waving when they go by.
16. The Sam Houston Toll road is our daily version of NASCAR.
17. If it’s 100 degrees, Thanksgiving must be next weekend.
18. When in doubt, remember that all unmarked exits lead to Louisiana.
22. If you live in Katy and I live on the south side of Houston we’ll never hang out.
23. The best thing about being drunk between 2-5 am is Whataburger will serve both breakfast and normal menus.
24. You are always able to be pulled over by any police vehicle, even if you were just given a ticket.
25. You don’t have to wait for an exit to get off a freeway, just follow the ruts in the grass to the feeder like everyone else. This is how Houston residents notify Texas Department of Transportation where exits should have been built.
26. Elsewhere, they are called frontage roads… Here in Houston, they are called FEEDER roads, so don’t look stupid when we say “Exit the feeder road and use the loop-d-loop”.
27. Stink-a-Dena is Pasadena Tx
28. If someone says How-d means to you that means he know your lost and he can give you directions or just saying Hi.
29. Convenient store clerks will never give good directions, only to the next rival store that is a cross the street.
30. Warning in the fall on Saturdays if you see a convoy of cars at same speed, Leave them alone that is a football team headed for war and they mean business. The team mom will usually cut you off before you can make a move.
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